Today I had to fly down to Canberra for a meeting for work. Oh what an interesting day.
Apart from the fact that I had to get up 2 hours earlier to get to the airport in time for my flight - I thought was this going to be a normal day.
Tip #252 - dont wear shoes with buckles on them when you have to fly. Walking through the security metal detector, I set it off and made it all light up like christmas tree. 'Please take all of the items out of pocket and walk through again sir'. BEEP BEEP BEEP.. WHOOT WHOOT! ok. 'Please take your watch off sir and walk through again'.. DWEEP DWEEP HOOT HOOT!. 'Hmm.. Sir can you take your belt off please, and try again'. BEEP WHOOT DWEEP HOOT!
I can see the security dude look down at my shoes, Sir, its probably those buckles on your shoes. Arhh.. ok. I think to myself.. solved. I can continue on my way now.. 'Sir. Can you remove your shoes and put them through the X-Ray machine please'. What?! Why?! No! You might discover that I have a nuclear warhead in the toe of my right shoe..
And so they X-rayed my shoe.
Flying down, I was on a small time airplane.. nothing worthy to note except that these suckers really move around alot.. Im not a nervous flyer.. I figured I was getting more value for my money.. I get to travel to work and get the thrill of an amusment ride which I would normally be too scared to go on. :)
I get to Canberra.. and arrive at my meeting. Are you ready for this..
At the meeting there is this guy who looks exactly like George Costanza from Seinfield. Im like.. oh my gosh.. he is the spitting image.. althoughout the meeting I was waiting for him to do the 'T-Bone' routine.
But thats not all.. the guy sitting next to George baby, looks exactly like Bill Murray. Im thinking to myself.. what the heck is going on here. But wait.. as silly as it seems, the guy next to him looks just like Steve Martin! I kid you not.. these guys didnt just look a bit like them, they could have been their stand in's in the movies.
But the fun doesnt end there thrill seekers.. there is another guy who, if you closed your eyes sounded just like Grahame Richardson (the ex Labor Pollie here in Oz).. but the same guy looked just like one of the journo's out of the West Wing. And to top if all off, the guy who was sitting next to him had a name very similar to John Cleese. He didnt look like him though. But he did write in his notepad sideways. If you know what I mean.
How about that for an all star meeting?
So the meeting was quite interesting and I headed home. Got to the airport earlier then expected and was able to reschedule onto an earlier flight! Woo hoo!
Walking through the security check point in Canberra Airport I heard a WHOOP WHOOP! DWEEP!.. I stopped.. looked down.. my shoes.. yes I had to take them off again and have them x-rayed..
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